I’ve never been to Hanoi (although I have visited Vietnam on 3 other occasions- ’95,’97,’99) so it was a first for me and partner.
I was very excited(well not really) that we were going.. the excitement died the moment we had to board a Jetstar flight. Nothing wrong with Jetstar per se, just the flying aspects puts me off. We could have taken a bus (but it would have been a long and slow journey) or a train but we figured with time constraints and cheap airfares- flying was the best/worst option for us.
Jetstar’s model works well in a country like Vietnam where people like to rip each other off and expect you to pay for every single thing. I’m not saying Jetstar is a rip off, but their model of “pay for every single service such as food/drinks on board” works well because nothing is “FREE” in Vietnam. The airfares from Saigon to Hanoi were actually cheaper than Air Vietnam (which is the country’s national carrier) but then again it’s a fully serviced flight. Considering I don’t eat or drink on flights anyway-it doesn’t matter, we just need the cheapest airfare. Considering Jetstar is owned by Qantas and they have an extremely good record- safety wise, personally i’d rather be flying Jetstar than Air Vietnam ANYDAY of the week.
You’d be surprised at how many locals actually take the Jetstar flight to Hanoi- it was a full flight of locals really although the airfare is equivalent to some people’s yearly wages, let’s not forget there are a LOT of extremely rich people. No kidding. When we were in Hanoi, my partner saw a few Maybach’s (expensive high end luxury cars) that are usually garaged here in Australia, in fact he’s never seen one in Australia to begin with.
But you also can pick out the one’s who have never travelled on a plane before because:
1.They have to be advised to buckle up and shown how to do it.
2. Everybody actually pays attention to the safety demonstration
3. The stewardess has to ask several times for people not to try to open the doors whilst flying (actually this was mentioned to a bunch of fobs sitting in the emergency seat whilst being explained of what they must do in an event of an emergency… someone asked “so u want us to open it now?” *facepalm*…. and the lady was like “no, only in an emergency” and the guy kept asking “like now”… in the end he sat somewhere else…)
4. everybody is rubbing the asian oil the moment the flight starts. Asian oil (you know that Eucalyptus smelling thing) DOES not work for travel sickness. Don’t know what it is with Vietnamese people and the ointment.. but they use it for everything. It’s healing powers are not that widespread.. and frankly that stuff makes people like me (who get travel sickness) actually get travel sickness. Because that ointment smells BAD and in a confined space like a plane.. it makes it worse because it gets through to the vents and stuff….
Needless to say we arrived safely without the doors opening on us… and without me throwing up (ahh the greatness of modern medicine).
It took us 30minutes to get to Hanoi city from the airport.. and it felt like the most boringest drive because all you have to see is this:

Yes that’s right.. just acres and acres of farmland. Unlike Saigon where from the moment you leave the airport, you’re already in a densely populated city with buildings all around. Hanoi actually starts off with pastures of rice paddies. It’s beautiful to look at but after awhile it… like I said- it gets boring, for me anyway. And that’s the difference with Saigon and Hanoi really, I mean Saigon doesn’t have spare land, and if there is, it’s either developed, being developed or lived in with hoards of people, there isn’t spare land for rice paddies because LAND is precious commodity down south(well not that we could see anyway). However Hanoi is very different.. to us, it felt more like a manufacturing city than a business centre.. and you can tell (passing large factories tells you that it is.. LOL)
As we had booked ourselves into a “day tour” which actually was part of a larger tour thing that was booked online (by us)… we got to explore a LOT of the city… except i didn’t enjoy it one bit.. mainly because it was 42 degrees and I was lugging around a 8kg backpack in the heat. We got to see a lot of temples:

One of them being a temple which happened to Hanoi’s first university, I unfortunately forgot the name of this one and I can’t be bothered googling it either. The picture above was these turtle things that apparently if you rubbed it’s head-you’d get good luck and do pretty well on your exams. I’m not sure if this is true. All i can tell a student is that if you don’t study, you ain’t going to get the marks your parents want. And if you’re Vietnamese, your parents are expecting nothing less than 100%, anything less you’re ass is going to be best friends with the famous feather duster. So you can rub the turtles head all you like but if you don’t study, feather duster will be your best friend…without a doubt. Needless to say, they cordon off the area so that students don’t go touching these statues because it gets pretty crazy during exam periods.. and if too many people touch these statues eventually they would wear out/get damaged.
I was a bit sceptical about being told all of this.. until I actually saw it on TV (whilst we where in Vung Tau-down south) and the hoards of students going to the same place that we had visited and going nuts over trying to touch these things and being chased off by security guards. LOL
Another note about the tours you do in Hanoi- try to get one where they’re not going to show you half a dozen temples/pagoda’s. Once you see one, you’ve seen them all. I don’t know what it is with tour operators and temple/pagodas.. but they pack so many in, on one day it almost becomes ridiculous… and boring too

One of the apparent highlights of our tour… well it wasn’t a highlight, it was something different. Was our trip to Ho Chi Minh’s masoleum. For those who don’t know Ho Chi Minh was the leader of the communist party during the Vietnam war…(for those wanting a history background-use wikipedia)… anyway his body (because he’s since died now) is now being held here.
There was a ridiculously LONG line to get in.. however being foreigners you get to cut into the line (yeah, bastards!) and bypass the locals that have been there for hours. Word of warning- you need to be dressed properly. I wasn’t and neither were the other girls in my group, apparently short sleave tops and shorts above the knees is disrespectful. I ended up spending $10 bucks buying “scarves” to wrap around my legs and to cover my shoulders”. Yes what a smart way of making a buck. In fact these scarves probably wouldn’t have costed me $2 bucks in the market… but hey… you gotta do what you gotta do.
We weren’t allowed to take photos of the body, and it’s something we wouldn’t have done anyway. The guards protecting the body didn’t even smile and they didn’t look friendly. Nobody was allowed to take photos and we didn’t want to take our chances by doing so. All I can say is that the body looks a tad creepy. Almost real-like but not. They’ve somehow managed to “keep the body” as is.. EWWW… I kept thinking to myself “what Ho Chi Minh woke up right now”… I’d think I’d run a mile..

And right next to the masoleum is the old residence of Mr. Ho Chi Minh and the old government house. Apparently he lived very plainly (you know the whole communist regiment of living simply?)
I think it was about here where I cracked the shits with my partner who took forever to take stupid ugly photos of God knows what and we were falling behind our tour group.. Yes, I know I’m using them but… i wish i took them because it’s MY camera and considering I’m the one who’s going to be using them in blogs, it’s best that I know the order of these crappy photos…and at least i can blame myself for my tactless skills… anyway enough bitching.
We also went to the Museum of Etymology which really was POINTLESS. For those who don’t know what Etymology- basically an understanding of human history and where we came from etc. You’d think it’s just about the Vietnamese but it’s not. It had everything and anything from African/Aboriginal people etc. And I was like “what does this have to do with anything?”
Funny moment: My partner mis-heard/misunderstood the tour guide when he said “Ety-mo-lo-gy” which sounded in fairness as “air-conditioning”. and my partner was excited to go to see a museum of airconditioners (come on.. it was 42 degress and he was hoping for some relief).. so when we got there he was like “wtf??? wheres all the air con”

At the end of our tour we got to go on some Cyclo’s. Which apparently is a dying breed now. There used to be lots around but the locals don’t use them because it’s a poor form of transport considering you could ride a motorcycle yourself or ride a bike, or better yet catch a cab (it’s not that expensive)… However tourists people (such as myself and my partner find this absolutely fun). We got taken around the streets of Hanoi which is pretty cool. A lot of the streets are named after the products that are sold there, for example “sunglasses street” and “rice street”- take a guess of what gets sold there.


These are the some of the places we passed… After about 10minutes in to the cyclo tour, you get pretty bored very quickly and then at times freaked out as the cyclo has to somehow navigate through busy traffic with psychotic taxi drivers. Seriously, westerners make fun of us Asian drivers and say that we can’t drive? Hello-go to Asia… you’ll see elite crazy driving, some crazy stuff even the best drivers cant do. LOL
The one thing that did annoy me about the cyclo’s was that they DEMANDED a tip even after they had already been paid by the tour company. I don’t mind giving money considering it’s my own choice but to be told that i HAVE to give money makes me angry. I had some lovely harsh words with these cyclo men… considering they held the tour guide almost to ransom because they decided on their own accord to up their fee and the poor guy was like “look, this is what my company has given me to pay you, i’m not authorised to pay more” and so there was somewhat a mexican standoff- tour guide unable to pay more- cyclo guys not willing to take customers until they got more. Eventually the tour guide was able to get the OKAY from his company which meant the cyclo’s were able to take us. And you think I didn’t let these guys know it? I sure did. They were so embarassed they said not to bother and left.
The best thing about Hanoi was it’s night market. At night the city looked even better than it did during the day (actually I wasn’t paying much attention during the day but apparently where we were staying was the OLD quarter which happens to old buildings built…well u know a long time ago)


The first night there we walked a couple of blocks up from our hotel room and found the night market (which only operates fri-sat-sun) and found ourselves among hundreds of locals. The night market is a long ass strip of stalls selling anything from sunglasses to bras. You know you’re on a good thing when it’s full of locals and everything is CHEAP. the atmosphere is dynamic… but unfortunately for us, we didn’t manage to make it anymore than the 1/3 mark because even at night, Hanoi is riducously hot. We did try the market again on our final night there (we ended up 2 nights in Hanoi only- 1st day there then we went on tour, came back from tour and spent the last night there) and as it was a tad cooler, we were able to explore the market a lot more.
We found the shopping to be a lot better than Saigon because we were less ripped off. Seriously in Saigon for the same pair of fake sunnies, they were trying to charge us $100 starting point, the cheapest we could get them was $15. In Hanoi, we were buying the same pairs for $2.50. Oh man, thinking of how much we got ripped off in Saigon still makes my blood boil… ARGHZ
We also found that we liked Hanoi a lot more than we did Saigon and regretted that our stay there was so brief. We would have loved the opportunity to explore the city a lot more. Perhaps not take a tour of any kind but roam the streets ourselves. There are some distinct differences between the two cities other than one being in the north and the other being in the south:
- the accents are a lot different, still speaking Vietnamese but man did I have to try to pay attention to their accents. So freakin hard to understand
- the market people don’t negotiate much because the prices are already rock bottom. Don’t even try Ben Thanh market, everything is over priced.
- their are a lot more hatches driving around, in Saigon there are a lot more 7-seater vans as taxi’s
- the lifestyle pace is a lot slower in Hanoi, people aren’t rushing around trying to do things.. and this shows not just in people but in buildings. There is a lot of Hanoi that is very much un-touched whereas Saigon is developing it’s entire city to look like something along the lines of Hong Kong/Osaka.
- the rich people aren’t so much in your face as it is in Saigon. Everybody in Saigon is literally flaunting their stuff whether it’s clothes, jewellery, technology or cars.
One of my most favourite memories of Hanoi was on our trip back from HaLong Bay getting into Hanoi… it had started raining (and when it rains, the city floods) and it was crazy windy. On the tour bus everybody was commenting on how this person in a pink raincoat was struggling to keep their motorcycle on the road and that the rain/wind was pushing them backwards. One of the guys on the bus said “poor girl, she needs some help, really tough outside”… and as we drove past, it was actually a MAN who was struggling. We laughed at how sexist we were assuming that it was a lady just because of the pink raincoat and the fact that only girls would be blown away by the wind/rain. LOL
All in all, I would have to say is- if you’re going to Vietnam, make a stopover to Hanoi… it is worth the visit, because we’re surely going back!
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