April 9, 2013
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please wax
I can’t remember how my gf- Miss J and I ended up having a discussion about hairy people but it was hilarious to the point that I was struggling to drive home.
Some of what we spoke about:
- We both agreed that men who are overly hairy are gross. In fact I was telling her where a male friend whom I had a LOT of respect for had to re-iron his shirt. When the shirt was taken off, seriously… I had never seen anything like it. It was like someone had superglued a part of the carpert to his chest. It was thick and obviously extremely hairy. I made the comment that waxing wouldn’t exactly help him- he would need a lawnmower. I was so grossed out but had to pretend that it was okay… and frankly our friendship just hasn’t been the same. How can it be, everytime I see a lawnmower, I think of running him over.
-But men who have no hair can also be creepy, especially if they’re scrawny looking. If they’re sexy buff- that’s okay (i think).. but scrawny and hairless… it’s like being with a 10 year old… ewww
- I was once mortified when I saw the “plumber’s” crack of a friend. Actually, when someone exposes their butt crack in general- it’s horrifying but coupled with a hairy butt it’s just 100X worse. I almost choked on my drink… it’s not any prettier when it’s from a girl EWWWW
-I have also witness a female with a snail trail (hair at the front)… my face was like o.O….
- I once worked with a lovely client who had the most hairiest arms I’d ever seen. They were black and pointy…. she was verging on being a chimpanzee. I remember it was extremely hard to hold meetings with this lady. I tried my best not to stare and show my utter horror.
Miss J commented that it seems I have a lot of unfortunate “hairy” experience… I agree… WHY oh WHY does it have to be me…
