September 17, 2012
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idiots +burnouts
I don’t know where it is… but I can hear it happening right now. Some dickwank is driving around in the local area doing some crazy stinky ass burnouts.
Now, I don’t really see the point of burnouts mainly because I understand 2 things:
-tyre degradation (basically tyres being chewed away)
- excess fuel consumption.
Now these two things are quite expensive as it is. I mean, I was driving today and noticed that prices of fuel was $1.36 a litre. A LITRE?!?!!?!? and apparently that’s cheap..
and frankly tyres (depending on what car) can start from $150 per tyre.
So.. why in the world anyone would do burnouts is beyond me? These idiot hoots must have lots of money to burn..
Obviously there’s the safety factor too, like how do these morons know that they’re not going to hit:
-the curb (and roll their car into someone’s front yard)
-hit a pole
- lose control anyway and go into someone’s front yard
-hit a parked car
-hit oncoming “unsuspecting” traffic.
Clearly these dickwanks don’t have brains because if they did, it wouldn’t be something they’d be engaging in at all.
and yes, trust me to think about the cost factor first. HAHAHA
Seriously, the only ways these morons learn.. isn’t if and when they get caught by the cops, which by the way means getting their stupid cars impounded. No, it’s when they lose control and whack their car into a pole (and let’s hope no one gets injured) and the car’s a total right off and because they were doing something so damn stupid and dangerous… insurance companies don’t pay out.
Moments like that are somewhat satisfying..
